Guess who's staying out of trouble?

"He is partial to fast cars: he has owned a Porsche 911 and currently drives a silver Mercedes SLS Gullwing (retail price: $496,000). But to picture him driving it fast, let alone crashing it, is to picture the Pope smoking crack."

Find out here...

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The mighty Bernborough

Hiatus over, betchya all missed us!
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